Taking Urbanism Extra Seriously

by Tony Chavira

True story:

Workmen were so determined to put down double yellow lines that they hoisted a woman's car into the air and painted them underneath.

They then replaced the vehicle the other way round - complete with a parking ticket.

Sally Baker left her Peugeot 206cc on Little Quay Street in Manchester city centre because the road had unrestricted parking.

I guess when you have the lethal combo of needing to get the job done, needing to alert the public and just needing quick cash for local government right away, lifting and ticketing someone's car is the smart way to get the job done. 

Besides, the world needs fewer cars on the road. [insert comedy drums here]

At least two other cars - a BMW and a Mini - were also lifted up by a truck as the lines were painted on Little Quay Street and Atkinson Street, just off Deansgate.

Sally, a 39-year-old accountant from Urmston, said: 'I parked on Little Quay Street having looked carefully for any parking restrictions in place.

'To find out that the council moved my car, without my permission and then placed it on to double yellow lines they had just painted is disgraceful. 'I suggest they close the road prior to putting the restrictions in place.'

Comments

No comments.

Comments closed.

Like Us on Facebook

Plus-1 Us on Google+

Pre-2012: Features | Blog

Serial Mystery: The Homeless Ventriloquist
Read the Latest (Feb. 2)
Start at the Beginning

Webcomic: Brand and Reese
Read The Latest (Feb. 7)
Start at the Beginning

Returning February 14!

Bicycle Cop Dave

Read an Excerpt From Gary Phillips'
“The Performer”

Crime Takes No Holiday

“Home for the Holidays” by Mike Bullock
“Hurrah for the Pumpkin Pie” by Kate Flora
“Third Santa on the Left”
by Gar Anthony Haywood
“Revenge” by Jim Nisbet
“The Kwanzaa Initiative” by Gary Phillips
“A Bitter Taste in the Mouth”
by Jervey Tervalon

find us on Facebook
Affordable Housing Access