Today Is World Toilet Day
by Nathan Walpow
So I open up the Times and discover it's World Toilet Day. And while I realize there's a serious issue here, I just can't be serious about it. Maybe it's because I'm not in a charitable mood, having spent all day yesterday, my 60th birthday, sitting in a jury room, only to be put on a panel at the very last minute, resulting in an exception to the one-day-one-trial rule, and ... feh.
(By the way, I discovered I share my birthday with Senator Ted Stevens. Double feh.)
Anyway, enjoy the day, thank the stars you have indoor plumbing, and insert the lame pun of your choice here:
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i got put on a jury after i told them, TRUTHFULLY, that i had serious anti-cop feelings.
then i refused to capitulate with the others about convicting the poor crack addict until all eleven of them gave up and we let him go. the poor guy burst into tears when he heard the not guilty verdict.
may you also have such an experience.
as far as toilets go, i have no stories.
2008-11-30 by Donna Schoenkopf