Women Rock Your World, With Earthquakes
by Jim Washburn
According to Pat Robertson and other U.S. religious leaders privileged to know God's mind, 9-11 was caused by unchecked homosexuality in our nation incurring God's wrath. It was such a smugly daft pronouncement that it took the radical Muslim world by surprise, so it's taken a while for a religious leader to rise to the bait and and say, "You want nutty? I'll show you nutty."
An Iranian cleric has stepped forward to state that promiscuous women cause earthquakes. Responding to a quote from Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmanadinejad claiming it's a certitude a quake will strike Tehran, Hojatoleslam Kazim Sedeghi, the substitute Friday prayer leader in Iran, explained, "Many women who do not dress modestly...lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes.
"And now, instead of prayer, I'd like to substitute a little song I wrote I wrote in blood last night:
Unclean woman, you tempt me all the time,
Unclean woman, you're an unchaste 6.9,
Unclean woman, you immodest little vole,
Unclean woman, you make the earthquake in my soul,
Awright, can I take it to the bridge? Good, because I'm going to drown you, you vessel of filth. Rock on with your bad self.
"Thankyou. You've been a wonderful audience, except for the women. You don't have to go home, but you do have to leave this mosque. Death to America."
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Encore!! ...(crowd chanting).............Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim….............(fade)
2010-04-20 by Matt BarnesPlease all sultry women suppressed in the middle East,
Take off your burkas and flaunt your heaving teats,
Make the earth rumble, make the men tremble,
Give them your body and show them your naughty,
Power to the women, stop the archaic way, maybe your men
just need to pray to get laid five times a day!
Stop the Jihad and peace to your world, a little piece for all - Allah, Allah!
Jim et al. Yes it is nutty and we “civilized” types laugh but, this sort of rubbish has been more or less the ideological rule in Taliban-ruled Afghanistan and is spreading.
And, consider this. Even so-called liberal muslims still insist (in parts of the world) on female circumcision that takes various draconian forms, “honor” killings, and the pervasive practice of marrying off children. Just in today’s LA Times, there was a blip that a Yemeni cleric objected to the ban of “child brides” for reason of chastity. ( some of you might remember the 13-year-old kid that was raped to death (she bled to death) by her 23 year old “husband.”
Clearly we need to stand together and remind our female politicians such as Hillary Clinton that half of the populations of so-called Third World countries (meaning women) have to become a priority.
Surely you remember the recent report that someone, I forget exactly who, mentioned that co-operation with the Taliban might bring them back to power. The upshot is that some asshole diplomat said in response to the Taliban rebondage of women that saving “human lives” was more important than “womens’ right.” Hello, since when have we ceased to be human in the diplomatic community?
And if you want to know why I destest Hillary Clinton it’s exactly her fucking silence when her Hubby Bill established diplomatic relations with the Talibs to begin with.
I could go on but, in short, this is a subject that, while “nutty” on the surface is a deep danger for women world wide. Let us address it with the degree of gravity it warrants.
Uh, oh - there’re a lot of promiscuous women in SoCal…
2010-07-5 by John Zieg
If I wear a burqa, do I get a sizable discount on earthquake insurance?
2010-04-20 by Ruby Ott